vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

(Source: startreky)

symphonyofwolves:

josephbirdsong:

valentoms:

i made more historical (political) figure valentines

(x)

The first one seems more like a kidnapping.

i love this

(Source: startreky)

benfoldsone:

benfoldsone:

benfoldsone:

What was Hitler’s favorite video game?

999

Mein Kraft is a much better punchline, now that I think about it.

2chainz-1cup:

pussy game too strong

(Source: qotgs)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

wellimthelordoftime:

tennantstype40:

A sculpture of the Roman Colosseum, done in a real tooth.

Not sure if cool or terrifying…

if the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth

(Source: cccsssiii)

happybutts:

mandypage:

beekel:

Here’s the complete Sexy Beethoven costume

Symphony No. 69

two-can-keep-a-secret:

i really like how george washington told everyone not to be involved in political parties, and they did it anyway after his last term as the president.

he looks like a sassy king.

(Source: paging-doctorfaggot)

lastofthetimeladies:

imagine if everyone on tumblr was from ancient greece

our reaction posts would be like

when oedipus realizes he’s married to his mother

sirmitchell:

Hipsters got nothin on young Stalin. 

notenoughducks:

nilecrocodile:

toasterb0t:

ziggystarbucks:

94706934290084593428923:

kawaiidaleks:

ziggystarbucks:

what if people used famous renaissance paintings as reaction gifs instead of Sherlock and Glee pictures

this isnt a renaissance painting

This

(Source: princessmugi)